awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
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