I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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