ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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