Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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