I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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