Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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