so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
