He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I have so many feelings about this burrito
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
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