I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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