White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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