im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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