His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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