just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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