Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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