I feel like abortions should bother me more
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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