Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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