Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Randomize
