listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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