she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
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