I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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