Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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