chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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