Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I've blown a few things in my day
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
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