There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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