I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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