the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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