playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
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