We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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