she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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