Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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