your thong is hanging out like whoa
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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