Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize