he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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