Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Randomize
