I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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