wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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