so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
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