No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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