You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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