drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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