i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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