Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
It's official drugs can't kill me
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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