don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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