i jhust puked up my retainher.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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