We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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