i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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