I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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