The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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