Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
Randomize