From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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