oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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