You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I just want nice things and good sex
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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