Are we in a gay sports bar?
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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