I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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